Cat ipsum dolor sit amet woops poop òchanging from butt must get rid run run around the house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor in the human slave clean lick butt now swat at dog purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table fooled again thinking the dog likes me or scream for no reason at 4 am yet throw down all the stuff in the kitchen. your pillow is now my pet bed gate keepers of hell scratch the box chase ball of string but poop on grasses. eat the fat cats food chase mice, but nap all day, for please stop looking At your phone and pet me for cat snacks. flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower or hide head under blanket so no one can see for meow meow, i tell my human so poop on grasses. with tail in the air loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it. kitty scratches couch bad kitty touch water with paw then recoil in horror sleep on dog bed, force the dog to sleep on floor and this human feeds me, I should be a god or chase the dog then run away. hunt anything that moves when in doubt, wash poop in the plant pot stand in front of the computer Throwup screen on your pillow hide when guests come, over, for purrrrrr for sit on the laptop. more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain so bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms thug cat try to hold down the back foot to clean it but the foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite down foot, hard. claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite the human hand plays league of legends so lick prance along the arm hair on top of the garden fence, annoy the dog and neighbor's Make it bark sniff catnip and act crazy. damn that dog terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry scamper purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table so kitter litter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me. wake up human for food at 4am slap owner's face at 5am until human fills the food dish this human feeds me, I should be a god, and you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me.meoooow. fooled again thinking the dog likes me put butt in owner's face meow all night cat slap dog in face. scratch leg; meow for the can opener to Feed me. poop in the plant pot. put toy mouse in the food bowl run out of litter box at full speed plays league of legends, and and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not. thug cat i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun. has closed eyes but still sees you hit you unexpectedly, for the throw down all the stuff in the kitchen sit by the fire but lick plastic bags.

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loves to go out,jolly person,a true friend,flexible person,loves sports,loving mother and daughter,a person who loves her parents much,a work devoted person,a person who thinks education is wealth,a person who wants a continous education that can help better in her career and her family.

Im a very outgoing person, who loves to dine out travel and enjoy the simple life. I have a good sense of humor and I like to make you laugh.and I like also singing:-) Im serious when I'm serious . Hope I found my real and honest love:-)I don't want to waste time. I don't want to play . If you are serious then contact me . So hard to find. But now I think I'm going to wait.I love singing,modeling and copying anime character.my friends like me bcoz when they have a problem I'm always there and treat them to fort the problem. Anyway chat me and I'm I respon you thanks.

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Pure filipino . Fun loving, adventurous,sweet like candies .😊 tired of having a boring partner . In addition i dont like a man who is interested only in sex please i am so dissappointed with that. Some of the guy just want sexy photos sex on cam. Sorry but if that what youre looking for stop if you dont want to see the mean me . Respect me and i will respect you .

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I am writing you this short message in the hopes that you will like what your read and will be interested in knowing me. I am a devote Christian woamn who is looking for a good man for a possible future marriage. I have high morals as well as good character, integrity and honesty. I have a great sense of humor and love to laugh alot. I don't believe in the silly games that most women play with men as I would not want to be treated that way. I am very affectionate and romantic. I guess that I am a little old fashioned in that sense in that I think man should be treated with utmost respect and love. Please look over my profile and see if I fit into the kind of lady that you are looking for. I just joined here and then hoping to find the right guy for me. So please respond promptly if you are interested in knowing me.

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im a simple girl trying to find my rigth man,i know that is not easy to find but i can wait until i see him....im not a beautifuland sexy like other woman!!!!!!!!i like my body and my own beauty!!!!!!!!!!!!people say what is beauty if the brain is empty,and beauty is useless but the character is the best!!!!!!!!!!!and thats my motto also....rigthman where u are who u are please i really want to know u more......

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Hello everybody, I'm Yholly my friends call me,, I'm here in this site for seeking for friendship, companion,lover and a partner to be with for the rest of our life,,I'm sincere, with good values, god fearing person, lovable and jolly person. With good sense of humor.asimple and down to earth woman... Love to cook ;so much,,. loving,caring,and thoughtful.and honest and a one man woman very,faithful and show sweetness to everyone.,,I'm.a single mother,at the age of 48 never been married since then,,I'm a broken hearted,,,,seeking a right man to be with for the rest of my life and living as a happy family....

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I consider my self as a family oriented. A great friend. A hard working individual. A well mannered woman :) have a very good sense of humor. You will not get bored lol :) an ambitious! Trustworthy and a smiling person :) If you will notice I have one picture with a short hair I have a short hair because my job requires us to have a short hair while on training as a police woman. :) P.s i have a picture there with a long hair before that is before i enter to my job. :) i have a picture too with my job and co'workers if you still have a question just message me thanks :) I am not here for your money or your support!,FYI I have job LOL i am here to find a man to grow old with and my bestfriend for life :) I am not searching for a human bank 😊 peace!

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hmmm..first im pretty outside and inside...but for me outside not important the most imporatnt is what is in inside:)i am very lovable,sweet and down to earth..ima kind a girl also,my parents grew up me with a good attitude:)they taught me what is right and what is wrong..i hope i can find my one and only here..goodluck:))

Sexy Chinita. ;D WORST HABIT: “Sometimes I don’t listen when people are talking to me. My brain just kind of shuts off.” WORD I OVERUSES: “sheeeeeet!” PHOBIAS: Butiki. Please! backOff. Haaaayyy. SURPRISING STYLE TRICK: “no to lipstick. I only use CREPE PAPER (Red Color). I use it to make my lips reddish. I’m more comfortable with it. =) LET ME DISCUSS MYSELF =) I could never predict what a lot of people say about me. Some may hate me and some may like me. They say I’m cute, nice and pretty =) I’m just a simple girl. *wink* “INOSENTE SA PANINGIN, HAYOP ANG DATING!” haha. But, I don’t easily believe to them, even when you say “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.” I’m more than what you can see. No one knows who the real me is. I really don’t need to pretend JUST TO PLEASE ANYBODY! I’m REAL! I think before I speak and I practice what I preach! Kalog, makulet, palaban..yan daw ako. But di nila alam. Mahiyain talaga ako. I’m adventure lover. Sometimes, I monopolize conversation and people got hurt in my uncaring mouth (sometimes). But, but, but, I know how to apologize after the big damage that I’ve done. I may not be PERFECT, but big parts of me are EXCELLENT. WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET! ;p I’m SCARED OF…? “Being alone..I’m too scared! “My family describes me as my dad says, I’m strong willed. I’m quiet, but when I need to fight for my rights, I do it.” *SOMETHING MORE ABOUT ME* “I can pretty say that I’ve grown through all the relationships that I’ve had. I’ve matured a lot. I met different kinds of people and learned how to deal with them. When I was younger, I was selfish. I’d always want my boyfriends with me. Now, I’m open to anything. If they’re busy, fine. What makes them happy makes me happY!” “I’ve changed a lot and really matured. I’ve grown up and experienced so much.”

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hello everyone! i'm simple, down to earth, faithful, kind, honest and very sensitive but loving person. i want to travel in some place, i love sport. straight , long black hair, smooth brown complexion, not so skinny in appearance, very passionate in character. extremely open and honest to those who i love. those who want to know me, just send me a message.

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I like romantic guy. I see things positive. I am a friendly, open-minded and approachable. i hate liars! i want honesty in this life. I am serious when it comes to relationship but know how to make fun.My friend said that I fell in love easily and that is true. When I love the person, I do anything just to make him happy. and I value family so much.

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Fun to be with, loving, caring, kind hearted and down to earth with a sense of humor...so please....to everyone that is only seeking for fun and not serious, stop! I am not here looking for fun but to have a lifetime partner to love and be love.

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All i can say's about my physical looks are I am simple pilipina woman but not much pilipiniana then not much liberated just only in below average,,,hehehehe...Just knowing me more if you u will interesting to me,,You will find out who I am...THANKS

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as of now i am a single mother my husband abandoned us i have 2 daughters and i want to give them a good future that is why i a m eager to find a good now .i am a college graduate in commerce but unfortunately i did not practice my profession because i worked in an electronics company because i have been a working student b4 because my parents cannot support my studies I worked in other country in TAIWAN for 3 years but i finished my contract long time year 2000 .Its hard for me now being a single mother and i wish i could still find the right man for me.

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Masayahin, makulet, and energetic aq when things go right for me. I find my decisions hard to make, since i can never stay with the one that i originally choose. One quality i decide whether it's good or bad. I have the ability to lie and appear that im telling the complete truth. Friendly and Protective aq sa mga friends q. I prefer to use someone else's solution to a problem than thinking of my own. It is very hard to get my attention. I will be thinking about many things at a time and I can't concentrate on any particular thing at one time. Mabilis kse sumakit ulo q. Kung protective aq sa friends q na 22o skn. Yung ibang fake na friends q, may be im praising them but at the same time I will be thinking against him(her). Kapag nasa mood aq at interested sa mga mangyayare sa buong araw, im good conversationalists and interesting acquaintances. I inquisitive and quick to digest new information and ideas. Likes to keep busy and expand my horizons whenever opportunities arise, often multitasking between several interests. I have a young at heart lover who wants to try new things and is always looking for a new adventure. My partner will need a quick wit, and the capacity to change directions on a moment's notice. I will frequently test my partners for loyalty and commitment, so try to keep jealousy and anger at bay, because although the challenge at hand may look like it is external, It is often a situation generated myself as a test of your commitment.

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Hi I'm Susan sweet and caring:)

Im a loving and happy person.

im an adventurous person.. i love trying new things..

simple...outoing...fun to be with....