Please don't read 2 if you don't have a sense of humor. Its just a joke. Its supposed to be a contrast between what a male chauvinist thinks vs. what he says. Im sure some of you can relate. I hope you enjoy. 1 I HAVE A BIG HEART AND IM HERE LOOKING FOR MY LIFE PARTNER. I THINK ITS IMPORTANT TO BE FRIENDS FIRST. I HOPE YOUR INCREDIBLE PHYSICAL APPEARANCE PAILS IN COMPARISON TO YOUR IMMEASURABLE INNER BEAUTY. I WANT SOMEONE WHO CAN ACCEPT MY FLAWS. I REALIZE I NEED TO BE UNDERSTANDING AND SUPPORTIVE OF YOUR NEEDS. IM A GREAT LISTENER AND I WONT TRY TO FIX YOUR PROBLEMS. UNLESS YOU ASK. I KNOW YOUR PROBABLY JUST WANTING SOMEONE THAT WILL LISTEN AND I WANT TO BE THERE FOR YOU. IF YOU WIN MY HEART THERES NOTHING I WONT DO FOR YOU. I ENJOY A NICE DINNER WITH STIMULATING CONVERSATION. I DONT CARE IF ITS A HOME COOKED MEAL OR A NIGHT OUT. YOU CAN DECIDE. I HOPE TO UNDERSTAND YOU SO WELL I CAN FINISH YOUR SENTENCES. I WANT US TO BE SO CLOSE PEOPLE CANT TELL WHERE YOU END AND I BEGIN. IF YOU LIKE MY HUMOR I WILL PUT YOU IN STITCHES. I AM A VERY AFFECTIONATE PERSON AND IM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE I CAN HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL CONNECTION WITH. I WILL DO WHATEVER I CAN TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. 2 I HAVE A BIG HEART. My doctor says its a congenital condition I was born with, but my doctors a woman so I'm going to get a second opinion. IM HERE LOOKING FOR MY FUTURE BETTER HALF, BUT I THINK ITS IMPORTANT TO BE FRIENDS FIRST. Friends with benefits. So Ill know if your worth dating. I HOPE YOUR INCREDIBLE PHYSICAL APPEARANCE PAILS IN COMPARISON TO YOUR IMMEASURABLE INNER BEAUTY. Actually I could care less about inner beauty. Im just looking for someone to cook and clean before we have sex. I WANT SOMEONE WHO CAN ACCEPT MY FLAWS, but doesn't posses any. I REALIZE I NEED TO BE UNDERSTANDING AND SUPPORTIVE OF YOUR NEEDS. Unless theres an alternative. IM A GREAT LISTENER AND I WONT TRY TO FIX YOUR PROBLEMS. Where would I find that kind of time anyway? I KNOW YOUR PROBABLY JUST WANTING SOMEONE THAT WILL LISTEN AND I WANT TO BE THERE FOR YOU. Unless one of my friends has a couch I can crash on. IF YOU WIN MY HEART THERES NOTHING I WONT DO FOR YOU. Please just don't ask me to spend my free time with you. Theres a reason they call it free time. I ENJOY A NICE DINNER WITH STIMULATING CONVERSATION. Please just don't expect me to participate. I don't need you ruing a perfectly good meal by making me answer your stupid questions. I DONT CARE IF ITS A HOME COOKED MEAL OR A NIGHT OUT. YOU CAN DECIDE after all you'll be paying. I HOPE I KNOW YOU SO WELL I CAN FINISH YOUR SENTENCES. Actually ill just be correcting your mistakes in advance. I don't want everyone knowing I'm dating you based solely on looks. I WANT US TO BE SO CLOSE PEOPLE CANT TELL WHERE YOU END AND I BEGIN. I know that if the relationship leads to marriage theres a good chance in a few years I won't be able to tell where you end or begin. IF YOU LIKE MY HUMOR AND IM IN THE RIGHT FRAME OF MIND Ill LEAVE YOU IN STITCHES. If you interrupt me while I'm watching sports your going to need stitches. If your looking to marry a wealthy man look no more. Ill look for you. I AM A VERY AFFECTIONATE PERSON AND IM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE I CAN HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL CONNECTION WITH. What I really want is a frequent physical connection. I WILL DO WHATEVER I CAN TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. Actually Id like to do as little as possible for you and still have you keep me happy. If you don't want to date me but find me funny we can still be friends, but only if your attractive as ill still expect sex in return. Why else would I want a girl for a friend?

I am a old school GEAR HEAD I AM LICENSE TO OPERATE AS WELL AS BUILD FABRICATION DESIGN FROM MOTORCYCLE TO AIR CRAFT I AM CURRENTLY WORKING AS A LONGSHERMAN OUT OF SAN FRANCISCO CALIFORNIA I RAZE 3 KIDS & I DON'T STAND FOR KNOW ONE EVER TO MOLEST BEAT OR ABUSER NO CHILD OR A WOMAN AT ALL I JUST LOST MY SON ABOUT 5 YEARS AGO ON MARCH 31 HE DIED I HAVE 2 CHILDREN LEFT THEY ARE ON THERE OWN but I had 1 of them move back inn so she can go back to College then she will be moving out after she is done with her school I take care of my mom because I promise my DAD ON HIS DEATH BED THAT I WILL TRY TO TAKE CARE OF HER NOW MATTER WHAT & I ALWAYS KEEP MY WORD WHEN I GIVE IT I KEEP IT NOW MATTER WHAT I LOVE OLD CARS HARLEY DAVIDSON MOTORCYCLES SPENDING TIME WITH THE WOMAN I LOVE IF I HAVE ONE I HAD MY HEART RIPT OUT WHEN I FOUND OUT WHAT MY EX WIFE ALLOW HER STEP FATHER & HER BOTHER DO THING & THE REST OF HER FAMILY TREATED MY KIDS LIKE TRASH I DON'T LIKE WHAT THEY DID TO MY KIDS OR TO NO KIDS OR A WOMAN WHAT SO EVER I BELIEVE WHEN 2 PEOPLE HAVE A ARGUMENT THAT THEY SHOULD CALM DOWN & WORK IT OUT BY TALKING NOT GET FISCAL HIT OR THROW THINGS AT EACH OTHER SO CALM DOWN & TALK IT OUT WORK TOGETHER NOT AGENCY EACH OTHER

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I am a loving caring man, that also does work in the Philippines helping street kids and orphans

nice guy, shy.

I'm interested in all sports, play online chess a lot, loves to cook. wants to travel. I'm just an ordinary guy that likes to have fun and do all sorts of googling and searching at the internet.. I live most of my life in the Philippines so I kno

I own a transportation business in california.

nice

they say im cute,and good looking..and im sweet too and especially humble!!

kuripot ako!

i am a single, cute guy, who loves the outdoors, music and fun times with someone who enjoys the same sorts of things. I like cars, drag racing, spending time with my children. i am very easy going with a good sense of humor.

Responsible, easy to get along with, outgoing

Down to earth type of person who likes to with someone who's active and likes outdoors and travelling.

i love food and cooking.

Hi..

hii  im 18 i sing and i like to dance a bit also just kick it with friends hit me up if you wanna chat

i am a good boy

Can we be done with it and just move to the fun part