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Paul (55) 

Male / Divorced / ID: 12959099
Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
Seeking: Female 35 - 50 living within 50 kms of Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
For: Romance / Dating, Long Term Relationship

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Education: Bachelors Degree
Have children: Yes - live at home
Drink: Don't drink
Smoke: Don't smoke
Religion: Christian - Other
Occupation: Self Employed

Very young, handsome, intelligent, 55 year old here: Very,very light drinker. One beer or wine is all I need once every few weeks. I get high on life, not alcohol. Never smoked and never will. I'm searching for a lady that will love me and only me till we're old, grey and senile. A lady that accep...read more >>

Very young, handsome, intelligent, 55 year old here: Very,very light drinker. One beer or wine is all I need once every few weeks. I get high on life, not alcohol. Never smoked and never will. I'm searching for a lady that will love me and only me till we're old, grey and senile. A lady that accepts my humour and recognises how hard I work in a relationship and life itself to make it work. I tend to fall in love easily, and very passionate. "MY CHINESE NAME IS DALONG (Big Dragon)" I'm after fun and dating here to start with, then if sparks fly, we'll go from there and You can buy me a Villa in a safe Subdivision in Tagaytay overlooking the lake and volcano or in the south of China, or Sunshine coast in Queensland and force me to cook breakfast for you every morning. Just untie my hands first. I moved back to Brisbane, Australia from China in September 2014 and have settled down well. I'm currently renovating my huge home, where I live with my daughter and several Chinese Homestay students which I care for. I had worked in Changzhou, Jiangsu, China as an ESL teacher for 10 years, from 2004 to 2014 and bought my daughter back to Australia to practice her English and educate her here, while raising her. I have not been in a committed relationship for 4 years now and getting rather lonely. I'm not the type of guy to go out with lots of casual women for fun. I'm serious about love and who I date. I'm residing in the Chermside area in Brisbane's north west, which is close to good friends and the city centre. I'm house trained and keep a clean and tidy house. BTW, I'd make a great MAN SERVANT because I do everything with managing a house, (household chores)... etc etc I love to converse, polite & positive, tall, strong, D/D free. Very humorous, relaxed and fun to be with. I maybe 55, but it doesn't mean I look or act that old. I can keep up with guys 20 years my junior. I'm romantic and I really enjoy giving affection. I'll keep you safe with my warm hugs and kisses. I'm a very good listener. I love watching a good movie with someone special in my arms, sipping an ice cold water or (once in a while.... sipping on a delicious glass of Merlot (红酒梅洛) and nibbling on YOU. I really enjoy giving sensual massage to the right lady. Breakfast in bed the next morning.. promise. Very humorous with everybody, especially when hosting house parties. I'm optimistic, passionate and caring & a great cook. I can speak and understand some Chinese (Putonghua). I have a 7 year old daughter. She's cute and adorable just like her Dad. Yes, I'm a late starter.

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About Paul

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Gender: Male Female
Age: 55 35 - 50
Lives in: Brisbane, Queensland, Australia within 50 kms of Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
Relocate: Not willing to relocate Willing to relocate to another country, Willing to relocate within my country
Appearance 
Hair color: Brown Any
Hair length: Short Any
Hair type: Straight Any
Eye color: Blue Any
Eye wear: None Any
Height: 6'0" (184 cm) 4'7" (140 cm) - 7'3" (220 cm)
Weight: 115 kg (253 lb) 40 kg (88 lb) - 70 kg (154 lb)
Body style: Few Extra Pounds Petite, Slim, Average, Athletic, Full Figured
Ethnicity: Caucasian (White) Any
Facial hair: Clean Shaven N/A
Best feature: My Personality Any
Body art: None Any
Appearance: Attractive Very attractive, Attractive
Lifestyle 
Drink: Don't drink Don't drink, Occasionally drink
Smoke: Don't smoke Don't smoke
Marital Status: Divorced Any
Have children: Yes - live at home Any
Number of children: 1 Any
Oldest child: 7 Any
Youngest child: 1 Any
Want (more) children: No Any
Have pets: No Pets Any
Occupation: Self Employed Any
Employment status: Prefer not to say Any
Income: $25,001 - $50,000 AUD Any
Home type: House Any
Living situation: Live with kids Any
Background / Cultural Values 
Nationality: New Zealand China, Hong Kong (China), Philippines, Singapore, Taiwan (China)
Education: Bachelors Degree Any
Languages spoken: English English, Chinese (Mandarin), Spanish, Tagalog
English ability: Fluent Fluent, Very Good
Religion: Christian - Other Any
Religious values: Not Religious Any
Star sign: Sagittarius Any
Hobbies & Interests
Entertainment: Beach / Parks, Comedy Clubs, Cooking / Food and Wine, Crafts, Dining Out, Dinner Parties, Education, Fashion Events, Family, Home Improvement, Music (Listening), Movies / Cinema, Museums / Galleries, Science and Technology, Shopping, Theatre, TV: Educational / News, TV: Entertainment, Wine Tasting
Food: American, French, Middle Eastern, Barbecue, German, Seafood, Greek, Indian, Italian, Chinese / Dim Sum, Japanese / Sushi, Continental, Thai, Deli, Korean, Mediterranean, Vegan, Fast Food / Pizza, Mexican, Vietnamese
Music: Alternative, Classical / Opera, Country / Folk, Dance / Techno, Jazz / Blues, Metal, New Age, Pop, Rap, Reggae, R'n'B / Hip Hop, Rock, Soft Rock, World
Sport: Gym / Weight Training, Swimming, Walking

A beautiful, fun, humorous, and social lady that likes to laugh. Can cook and clean up after herself. An animal lover like me. Affectionate, sensual, great kisser, look great in t-shirts and shorts. Has her own hair and teeth. Is very sociable, confident in horizontal dancing, likes to curl up in fr...read more >>

A beautiful, fun, humorous, and social lady that likes to laugh. Can cook and clean up after herself. An animal lover like me. Affectionate, sensual, great kisser, look great in t-shirts and shorts. Has her own hair and teeth. Is very sociable, confident in horizontal dancing, likes to curl up in front of a good movie. I serve breakfast in bed on a Saturday...best to book ahead... your turn on a Sunday.

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